May 29 2012
6:18 pm

How to Piss Off Homeland (in)Security

“That advice you gave me was the bomb! We had gangs of fun. The first movie was a riot; but Larry had some kind of toxic cloud of gas and I swear I needed a Hazmat suit. Anyway – we went to a Middle Eastern restaurant in San Diego and I couldn’t get a pork sandwich…because they don’t eat pork. But the waiter was like some kind of Al-Shabaab home grown terrorist that I just knew was hiding some kind of weapons cache in the other room so I wasn’t going to offend him.”

Posted 16 hours ago
#homeland security #fed #cops #police #wiretapping #PATRIOT Act
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May 26 2012
8:43 pm
Posted 3 days ago
#Actors #rehearsal
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May 26 2012
8:42 pm
Posted 3 days ago
#yellow #flag #iris #wetland #flower #wild #nature
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May 26 2012
8:26 pm
Posted 3 days ago
#Wetland #pond #lake
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May 25 2012
11:34 pm
Posted 4 days ago
#restaurant #coffee #table
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May 24 2012
9:18 pm
Rich

Rich

Posted 5 days ago
#chest #cigarette #20something
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May 24 2012
9:16 pm
Speechless

Speechless

Posted 5 days ago
#pink hair #platform shoes #girls #mall #atm
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May 24 2012
9:12 pm
School House RoadFahnestock State ParkCold Spring, NY

School House Road
Fahnestock State Park
Cold Spring, NY

Posted 5 days ago
#house #abandoned #ruin #forest
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May 24 2012
8:04 pm
Posted 5 days ago
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